September 2003 Archives

You might be a redneck if....

You have your favorite NASCAR car's number shaved into your back hair.

Thanks to Janna for the source images.

In case that last post didn't quite do it for you, here's to others I have discovered on the same site. Just gimme that old time religion, enjoy!

Farting Preacher 1
Farting Preacher 2

Easy! It's been a rough week!

I'm sure this contravenes the Geneva Accords or something, but it's just too bloody funny to ignore. Check out the Retard Choir Christmas Carol on Squizzle.com here.

Alas, I need Sensitivity Training.

Some of you might remember the hijacked video of that poor A/V nerd pretending to be in Star Wars. Well, it caused a major stir on the internet, and it's been re-edited several times. Here's the latest, a la the Matrix - Reloaded: http://miamirice.net/video/starwarskidreloaded.wmv

(If broken, try here)

I know I've been remiss in posting to my blog-- so here's a tidbit to tide y'all over.

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex .
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.