October 2007 Archives

Category: News » Home Improvement

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Some new pics are up in the gallery from some recent home improvement projects we've completed.  There is a pic of the new tile floor we have in the bathroom.  We are very happy with the results.  It took a few extra days to get the toilet re-installed and caulked, the tile sealed with 20 year sealer and the door cut to fit, but we think the extra effort will be worth it in the long run.  Also pictured are some shots I took after playing lumberjack all day one Sunday.  I bought a chainsaw and limbed our big pine tree in the side yard after Jakki had gone to work.  Lucky for me, she was pleased with the results Wink  It was hard work!  The saw gets pretty heavy after a few hours, and taking a shower afterwards I discovered wood chips in all sorts of places I didn't expect.  Finally, there's a pic of my new motorcycle.  I've been riding it to work when the weather is nice to save on gas, and I have also taken a few good long rides with my friend Pat.  He has the exact same bike, just a year newer.  Pretty soon, riding season will come to an end and I will have to fit it in the garage with two cars.  Last weekend we moved a bunch of stuff downstairs into the previously unused storage area by the furnace, so I think we will have room.  That's pretty much the news for now.  We are looking forward to Turkey Day in Genesee.

Category: Net Junk » Portal Cake

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If, at first, you don't succeed.  You fail.

From Valve's popular new game, Portal, the Cake Recipe:


One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
one and two third cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flower.

Don't forget garnishes such as:

Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
One cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One large rhubarb.
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals.
That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.


Enjoy your cake