This is a joke I received from my good friend Julie:
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend
to thaw out during the particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at
the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years ago.
Because both had jobs, they found it difficult coordinating their
travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida
on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as
planned, the husband checked into the hotel. In his room there was a
computer, so he decided to send his wife an e-mail back in
Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her address, and sent
the e-mail without realizing his error.
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.
The dearly departed was a minister of many years who had been called
home to glory following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail,
expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first
message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother
on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived.
I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just
arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared
for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your
journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!