I know I've been remiss in posting to my blog-- so here's a tidbit to tide y'all over.
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex .
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.